Posted by Tom Pride in vindictiveness ≈ Leave a Comment
Sunday 23 September 2012
(Satire – barely)
“You guys are supposed to fucking help us.”
“It has become clear now that an openly split infinitive was used by Mr Mitchell – a situation which is completely unacceptable – and I would like to make it absolutely clear that this administration will not put up with any member of the government using such obscene language within earshot of hard-working police officers – even though they’re such plebs they probably don’t even know what a split infinitive is anyway.”
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See also: Andrew Mitchell described armed officers as ‘plebs’ according to report 24/9/12
4 thoughts on “Andrew Mitchell sacked by PM for splitting an infinitive at police officers”
this tribal stuff is all very well but it’s not helping the plight of disabled people – not because its not true but because it it only serves the veny ones splee – not change this fucking set up
Remember his name and watch the politics around to see how long it is before he is given another job of a similar standing, I say 18 months to 2 years before they bring him back after they give him some work doing something else of course.
another job in the pipe line for him wont be out for long perhaps incharge of the police look out officers who reported this as with this lot it come home to roost that they pointed a finger at one of them jeff3